The Optimist's Brine
The first in my series of smutty bad grammar. Dong Ding! Who where?
No, this isn’t actually happening.

The first in my series of smutty bad grammar. Dong Ding! Who where?

No, this isn’t actually happening.

I’m not sure which I find more troubling about my deviantart followers: their questionable desires or their deplorable grammar.
Still, I think I may have finally found a niche audience to cater to. Now to set fire to both my moral codes and my MLA handbook and start making some grammatically tenuous pony smut!

I’m not sure which I find more troubling about my deviantart followers: their questionable desires or their deplorable grammar.

Still, I think I may have finally found a niche audience to cater to. Now to set fire to both my moral codes and my MLA handbook and start making some grammatically tenuous pony smut!

tiredpie:

just-ask-flutterguy:

Hey all it’s that time of year again! I’m out of school and I haven’t had a job almost the last 4 months… BUT I did nab an internship out of state for the summer! But with all the traveling I’m going to need to do I still need your help!!

I reworked the prices that are as follows

Sketch:

portrait/bust shot-$10, Full body-$15, extra character-$5

Colored Sketches-

portrait/bust shot-$20, Full body-$28, extra character-$10

Line art-

portrait/bust shot-$15, Full body-$20, extra character-$8

Colored/shaded Line art-

portrait/bust shot-$30, Full body-$40, extra character-$15

Full rendering/effects/the works 

portrait/bust shot-$40, Full body-$50, extra character-$20

(you can check out some examples in this older post)

I’ll take SFW and NSFW commissions. However, I do reserve the right to delcine requests at my discretion.

Contact me with your specifications by sending me a message at my mod blog, my DeviantArt or my email at Whitefang1020@aol.com

Payments can be made to my Paypal at Whitefang1020@aol.com or on that nifty Donate button on Flutterguy’s blog

Since I’ll be leaving later in the month I’m going to start with only 8 available slots for now… so act fast!

*signal boost appreciated U-u

signal boost

BOOSTGNAL! This is imprtnt u guyz! D:

Anyone else remember the Topiary Creatures? Zanzibar the Hippopotamus? Did you learn about the lions, and advertising tie-ins?

WHHHHHY YOOOOOOOOU NEEEEEEEEVER OOOOOOOOON SKKKKKKKKKKKKKYYYYYPE?

I’m sorry I’ve been having a life and I just got a job and finals and I’ve been neglecting tumblr as well and everyone and I just……. :’c

ajinarts:

Next in the line of posters for the con. Oddly enough the two posters I designed to sell at EQLA both feature Tabitha St Germain characters! How lucky!
Now to hope that the con doesn’t implode like some others have…

Hang on, just gimme a chance to stare at this for a few more hours.

ajinarts:

Next in the line of posters for the con. Oddly enough the two posters I designed to sell at EQLA both feature Tabitha St Germain characters! How lucky!

Now to hope that the con doesn’t implode like some others have…

Hang on, just gimme a chance to stare at this for a few more hours.

chocolatepony:

Chocolate Pony and Flavinbagel will be at table 310 at BronyCon in my present city of Baltimare. We were actually hoping to be close to our friends Will, UC, MXC, and others but beggers can’t be choosers. Though we will be in the same row with some awesome people. (We will probably be over at Will’s table to bug him a lot though.)

YEEAAHH BOOII!

chocolatepony:

Chocolate Pony and Flavinbagel will be at table 310 at BronyCon in my present city of Baltimare. We were actually hoping to be close to our friends Will, UC, MXC, and others but beggers can’t be choosers. Though we will be in the same row with some awesome people. (We will probably be over at Will’s table to bug him a lot though.)

YEEAAHH BOOII!

Happy Mayday, Colorado. I love you, ya crazy fucking state.

Happy Mayday, Colorado. I love you, ya crazy fucking state.

The MLP Comic: For all your Rarijack needs.

[I bet that if the mayority of the fandom followed the comics, AT LEAST there would be drama about Nightmare Rarity]

They all should, really and truthfully, if they wanna keep following the show. The comic is great as a comic, not just as a thing with ponies in it, and it’s just what we need for this long wait. Plus it’s full of truth.