The Optimist's Brine

The first in my series of smutty bad grammar. Dong Ding! Who...

Mon, 13 May 2013 14:56:00 -0400

The first in my series of smutty bad grammar. Dong Ding! Who where?

No, this isn’t actually happening.

I’m not sure which I find more troubling about my...

Mon, 13 May 2013 03:56:55 -0400

I’m not sure which I find more troubling about my deviantart followers: their questionable desires or their deplorable grammar.

Still, I think I may have finally found a niche audience to cater to. Now to set fire to both my moral codes and my MLA handbook and start making some grammatically tenuous pony smut!

tiredpie: just-ask-flutterguy: Hey all it’s that time of year...

Wed, 08 May 2013 15:26:30 -0400

tiredpie:

just-ask-flutterguy:

Hey all it’s that time of year again! I’m out of school and I haven’t had a job almost the last 4 months… BUT I did nab an internship out of state for the summer! But with all the traveling I’m going to need to do I still need your help!!

I reworked the prices that are as follows

Sketch:

portrait/bust shot-$10, Full body-$15, extra character-$5

Colored Sketches-

portrait/bust shot-$20, Full body-$28, extra character-$10

Line art-

portrait/bust shot-$15, Full body-$20, extra character-$8

Colored/shaded Line art-

portrait/bust shot-$30, Full body-$40, extra character-$15

Full rendering/effects/the works

portrait/bust shot-$40, Full body-$50, extra character-$20

(you can check out some examples in this older post)

I’ll take SFW and NSFW commissions. However, I do reserve the right to delcine requests at my discretion.

Contact me with your specifications by sending me a message at my mod blog, my DeviantArt or my email at Whitefang1020@aol.com

Payments can be made to my Paypal at Whitefang1020@aol.com or on that nifty Donate button on Flutterguy’s blog

Since I’ll be leaving later in the month I’m going to start with only 8 available slots for now… so act fast!

*signal boost appreciated U-u

signal boost

BOOSTGNAL! This is imprtnt u guyz! D:

Anyone else remember the Topiary Creatures? Zanzibar the...

Wed, 08 May 2013 15:23:19 -0400

Anyone else remember the Topiary Creatures? Zanzibar the Hippopotamus? Did you learn about the lions, and advertising tie-ins?

WHHHHHY YOOOOOOOOU NEEEEEEEEVER OOOOOOOOON SKKKKKKKKKKKKKYYYYYPE?

Tue, 07 May 2013 23:28:30 -0400

I’m sorry I’ve been having a life and I just got a job and finals and I’ve been neglecting tumblr as well and everyone and I just……. :’c

ajinarts: Next in the line of posters for the con. Oddly enough...

Tue, 07 May 2013 23:21:38 -0400

ajinarts:

Next in the line of posters for the con. Oddly enough the two posters I designed to sell at EQLA both feature Tabitha St Germain characters! How lucky!

Now to hope that the con doesn’t implode like some others have…

Hang on, just gimme a chance to stare at this for a few more hours.

chocolatepony: Chocolate Pony and Flavinbagel will be at table...

Mon, 06 May 2013 11:59:44 -0400

chocolatepony:

Chocolate Pony and Flavinbagel will be at table 310 at BronyCon in my present city of Baltimare. We were actually hoping to be close to our friends Will, UC, MXC, and others but beggers can’t be choosers. Though we will be in the same row with some awesome people. (We will probably be over at Will’s table to bug him a lot though.)

YEEAAHH BOOII!

Happy Mayday, Colorado. I love you, ya crazy fucking state.

Wed, 01 May 2013 12:02:49 -0400

Happy Mayday, Colorado. I love you, ya crazy fucking state.

The MLP Comic: For all your Rarijack needs.

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 13:45:21 -0400

The MLP Comic: For all your Rarijack needs.

[I bet that if the mayority of the fandom followed the comics, AT LEAST there would be drama about Nightmare Rarity]

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 13:35:22 -0400

They all should, really and truthfully, if they wanna keep following the show. The comic is great as a comic, not just as a thing with ponies in it, and it’s just what we need for this long wait. Plus it’s full of truth.

I’m trying to figure out why it seems almost nobody is...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 13:03:09 -0400

I’m trying to figure out why it seems almost nobody is talking about this. Isn’t this like… a big deal? She’s back front and center AND delivering mail? No? Not even endless bitching about pandering? Man, we are losing touch.

It’s 2am and I drew Thomas. PSA: Thomas is great.

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 04:23:47 -0400

It’s 2am and I drew Thomas.

PSA: Thomas is great.

Flavin: What is this

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 04:51:12 -0400

Flavin: What is this
Flavin: http://media.tumblr.com/0842e1f3814cf53fade2dbcd6ebdb1c5/tumblr_inline_mlgrt8w0kX1qz4rgp.jpg
Flavin: SERIOUSLY WHAT IS THIS WHY??
Flavin: OSPREY HENTAI
Will: looks to me like a plane ol good time
Flavin: zechh
Flavin: nuu
Will: they dont seem to know what theyre doing, looks like theyre
Will: winging it
Will: but all his attempts are up in the air as far as effectiveness

datahmedz: I couldn’t resist. Oh okay.

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 13:32:30 -0400

datahmedz:

I couldn’t resist.

Oh okay.

When you hear someone complaining about rain

Fri, 12 Apr 2013 13:40:13 -0400

chocolatepony: Flavinbagel and Chocolate Pony will be vending...

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 04:53:15 -0400

chocolatepony:

Flavinbagel and Chocolate Pony will be vending at BronyCon. Come visit the Chocolate Bagel table!

Hot Diggety Chocoaltey Bagely Dog!!!! Dis gun be gud.

pwnypony: elastic-bands:

Wed, 10 Apr 2013 06:57:26 -0400

pwnypony:

elastic-bands:

HOW LONG DO I HAVE TO WAIT???

Fri, 05 Apr 2013 09:21:29 -0400

Mmmhmm! Oh ya, let’s talk, girfriend!

Ahh, how I miss the days when I inhaled this show for hours...

Fri, 05 Apr 2013 09:18:41 -0400

Ahh, how I miss the days when I inhaled this show for hours daily.

And if you think they’re talking about the band, congratulations I hate you!

Ahh, a beautiful day and for the first time in months I rode my bike to the train to school! Aaand...

Thu, 04 Apr 2013 22:24:36 -0400

Ahh, a beautiful day and for the first time in months I rode my bike to the train to school! Aaand my lock got snipped and I got to walk home, yaknow.

And uh, apparently I was going to be given a U lock in a week for my birthday but uh, no no this is cool too, I guess. Naw naw, nice night out. Good for a walk.